Every now and then someone special enters your life that challenges you as much as you challenge them. Someone who is able to unlock that tiny room inside your soul that you thought you had barricaded away from the world. And man, how much does it suck the first time they hear you fart?
If you got an email at 3am last night with 19 pictures of my penis dangling over a bloody crime scene, please disregard. My account was hacked.