May 2010
34 posts
Love it.
Remember on “Lost” when they first got to the island and all had nervous stomachs?
Sometimes it’s fun to play with audio.
The Rolling Stones
“The Rolling Stones have been rocking for nearly 50 years, and even though its members are now at an age when most people have retired, the band shows no signs of slowing down.” -CNN
Yeah, unless you look at Keith Richards’ face. It shows signs of grinding to a dead halt.
Podcast is now on iTunes
My podcast with Molly McAleer, “Dot Com Boom” is now available for free on iTunes.
CLICK HERE
ANCESTORS →
MOM: Your great grandfather was an organ grinder.
ME: What? You’re joking.
MOM: No, I’m not. He was an organ grinder in Central Park. But then someone kicked his monkey and it died. He got very depressed.
ME: (At a loss for words, my head explodes.)
Mercury in my sushi is one thing, but keep that shit out of my retrograde.
Art
DAD: “I saw the new Picasso exhibit at the Met. It was incredible.”
ME: “What’s it called?”
DAD: “Picasso! What else would it be called? Matisse?”
dandeoliviera asked: Hey, Jordan.
I'm an aspiring comedy writer, and in two weeks I'll be hitting the stage for my first 5 minutes of stand-up, ever. I'm shitting... any quick advice?
I'm a huge fan of your work, and follow your stuff avidly. Thank you for being hilarious. Your Twitter time line is high art.
I'm an aspiring comedy writer, and in two weeks I'll be hitting the stage for my first 5 minutes of stand-up, ever. I'm shitting... any quick advice?
I'm a huge fan of your work, and follow your stuff avidly. Thank you for being hilarious. Your Twitter time line is high art.
dot com boom →
My friend Molly McAleer and I started a podcast. This is our first one. Next time (drumroll) we’re having a guest. They’ll all be posted on this Tumblr and we’ll be putting it on iTunes, too.